Smithee Speaks
Well I’ve managed to scam a months worth of drink out of these useless Headfunk twits but they have insisted I do something in return so here is my first column. It’ll be very regular so I’m told, but...
View ArticleHeadfunk’s Own Festival?!! Lies Damn Lies
If only it was true… So it’s my huge honour to announce the amazing news that Headfunk have their own festival finally. With a ridiculously good line up of eclectic wonders, quality local refreshments...
View ArticleJUSTIN BEIBER: 3 (UGLY)TRUTHS ABOUT THE IOW MUSIC SCENE YOU SHOULD KNOW
Justin Beiber… you are the anti-christ of music. You look like an NWA-obsessed Donny Osmond and you sound like Donny Osmond yodelling though a French-horn made of shit. It has come to my attention...
View ArticleIsle of Wight Festival 2015 (Review)
The following words have been written by a middle-aged alcoholic after far too many psychedelics, they may not make sense and definitely do not express the feeling of the website in general. Ed...
View ArticleAPRIL FOOLS: Important News
April 1st 2016. Dear Headfunk Massive, Headfunk has been an almost full-time creative endeavor for us over the last 7 years. In that time we’ve accomplished alot. We ran 4 years worth of barnstorming...
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